Author: Corky

It was announced today that Canada is now prepared to help the United States in its war against terrorism.. They have promised to commit 2 of their largest battleships, 6,000 armed troops and 60 fighter jets. However……after the exchange rate, that comes down to a canoe, 2 Mounties and a flying squirrel.

It was a bit cold out this night in January. I live in the south so it is not that it ever REALLY gets cold, however this was an award winning night. It was to drop as cold as 25 degrees and that is cold for us. At the point I decided to go to…

An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to…

A Nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute pendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on…

We here at SpazMonkey live in a little hole in the wall town. It is pretty small and “quaint.” I have quite a few issues with this town. One of the main problems is the code enforcment “officers” (as they like to be called). The other problem is the police… See our town is really…

A friend of mine is a body man. You know, the kind that fixes cars and paints them. So I was there today, at his shop, and I seen that he had all of these pictures that his kids have drawn for him. But one in particular stood out to me. It had two cars…

Late last week, I was rushing around trying to get some last minute shopping done. I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the Christmas season right then. It was dark, cold, and wet in the parking lot as I was loading my car up with gifts that I felt obligated to buy.…

Shallow Hal – Gwyneth Paltrow, Jack Black, and Jason Alexander (Seinfeld) – First let me tell you that I am a big fan of Jack Black (also known from the music group Tenacious D.) So I like to see the movies that he is in. This one was good. It was actually pretty humorous. I…

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read “… and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said ‘ The sky is falling, The sky is falling!’ ” The teacher…

One day a mom was cleaning junior’s room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word. She finally asked him,…