Spaz Monkey :: A Touch Of Spaz

Author: Corky

  • WOW! We had a face lift!

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    Well, SpazMonkey.com just celebrated it’s 5th year online and I decided it was was past time for a face lift. I chose to swap over to WordPress from PostNuke as I have used WP on a few sites now and I really like it. I will get some new features added as the time allows…

  • You look like a douche! Put your hat on straight!

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    So, I am sitting in a restaurant the other morning eating breakfast with my wife, when I see this guy get out of his car and start grooming himself. He works on his hair for a good 3 minutes and only after getting his pony tail just perfect, he puts his hat on. But not…

  • The Solution? A cattle prod!

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    I am tired! I am tired of many things in this world! And before you climb onto your soap box and tell me to make a difference instead of just complaining about things, I would like to remind you that you do not know me, and you do not know what I do outside of…

  • You had better be ready or else!

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    Do not tell me to “Go Ahead” with my order if you are not going to take the 2 seconds needed to actually fucking listen to me! It pisses me off when you go to a fat food, er I mean a fast food eating hole and the idiot who works there does not listen…

  • I Love NY… SO FUCKING GO HOME!

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    For all you son of a bitches that drive around with your “I Love NY” bumper stickers and such, I want you to pack your shit, take a friend or two, and get the fuck out of my state! If you love it so damn much why are you not there. I even seen some…

  • I am not even sure what to say about this!

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    I do not know what to say so I won’t. You can see it for yourself. A good friend of mine sent me this: http://magic-cone.com/index.htm

  • Hang Up And Drive! And other road rants!

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    Why is it that when people talk on their cell phone, they forget how to drive? And those of you who do it, don’t give me that shit that you are driving just fine or that is is no different than listening to the radio. The majority of you people on the roads can not…

  • The Truth About Farts!

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    I can not believe that in all my years on this planet, that I never really realized this! But the other day it totally dawned on me that when you, or someone else, gets a big wiff of a fart, you are taking air into your body that was in someone else’s (or your own)…

  • People by Nature are Sheep

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    People by nature are sheep. Why do I say this? Well, I love to watch people. I love to observe what they do on a day to day basis. So the other night I went to see the final Matrix movie (Revolutions). We arrived at the theater plenty early to allow us to get a…

  • Too many people on this planet! Whose fault is it? Parents!

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    Now if you read the heading alone, I should get the award for making the most obvious statement in the world. But hear me out! I truly believe that the parents today suck. They do not teach their children any values any more. They expect their children to figure it all out. Well guess what!…