Category: Corky’s Rant Column

So, I am sitting in a restaurant the other morning eating breakfast with my wife, when I see this guy get out of his car and start grooming himself. He works on his hair for a good 3 minutes and only after getting his pony tail just perfect, he puts his hat on. But not…

I am tired! I am tired of many things in this world! And before you climb onto your soap box and tell me to make a difference instead of just complaining about things, I would like to remind you that you do not know me, and you do not know what I do outside of…

Do not tell me to “Go Ahead” with my order if you are not going to take the 2 seconds needed to actually fucking listen to me! It pisses me off when you go to a fat food, er I mean a fast food eating hole and the idiot who works there does not listen…

For all you son of a bitches that drive around with your “I Love NY” bumper stickers and such, I want you to pack your shit, take a friend or two, and get the fuck out of my state! If you love it so damn much why are you not there. I even seen some…

Why is it that when people talk on their cell phone, they forget how to drive? And those of you who do it, don’t give me that shit that you are driving just fine or that is is no different than listening to the radio. The majority of you people on the roads can not…

People by nature are sheep. Why do I say this? Well, I love to watch people. I love to observe what they do on a day to day basis. So the other night I went to see the final Matrix movie (Revolutions). We arrived at the theater plenty early to allow us to get a…