Author: Corky

Years ago I read a comic in the Sunday news paper. I believe it was �Hi and Lois.� The son was sitting in the shopping cart as the mother (Lois) was grocery shopping. He presented to her something he had written. I can not remember what it said, but it used words like �lite�, �glo�,…

I want all of our American readers out there to have a happy, but safe July 4th! Also take a moment and think about what this holiday really means. We here at SpazMonkey appreciate it everyday that we have the rights and freedoms to do what we do!

Matrix Reloaded – Keanu Reeves (Neo), Carrie-Anne Moss (Trinity) – Wow! First, let me tell you that this movie is getting some pretty harsh reviews. What we have figured out is that the people who “just don’t get it” did not like it. Those who understand what they are talking about and can relate it…

Well I am! And I, for one, am not going to take it anymore! I am so sick and tired of the insurance companies changing the rules in the middle of the game, just to benefit themselves! It is time that we as the general population, get together and stand up for ourselves! Visit Insurance…

I do not want to release too much information just yet, but SpazMonkey.com is getting a sister site. It will be a public access site that allows you to voice about anything you feel is a pain in your ass. If something is bothering you, you can get it off your chest. Wide open to…

Bourne Identity – Matt Damon (Jason Bourne), Franka Potente (Marie Kreutz) – This was a pretty decent movie. It had some incredible fight scenes and a decent car chase sequence. What stopped this movie from being a fantastic movie was the lack of enough of the prior mentioned features. I think more of the fight…

The company I work for just started random drug testing! This was the first week of it. And let me be the first to say that what ever it was I tested, it was good and I hope I can get more! 🙂

The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.” The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color-coded.” The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical…

Look, first of all, let me be clear and tell you that I am not that old. So it is not that I have been around for many decades, however, I have been here for three! And I am not sure if it occurred in my lifetime or it was already damaged by the time…

Signs – Mel Gibson, Joaquin Phoenix, Rory Culkin, Patricia Kalember, Cherry Jones, Abigail Breslin, M. Night Shyamalan – OK, I know this movie has been out a while, but I just got around to seeing it. This movie was good with the exception of the ending. It ended kind of abruptly. The part I liked…