Author: Corky

I hate SPAM. Not the meat, well, I hate that too, but I am talking about the junk email that we all get. One of my domains was just moved to a non-filtered server and let me tell you. I get about 50 pieces of spam to each of my accounts. And I am not…

I Spy – Eddie Murphey and Owen Wilson – Well I spy a waste of money. It is not that it was a bad movie. I did not hate it, I am just sorry I did not wait until it was a rental. It was not something I would suggest to go see in the…

1969 Dodge Charger Orange, numbers on doors, Confederate flag on roof, doors welded shut, $1200 GMC van, black, red stripe up side, $1000. Also, large jewellery-clad angry black man, ain’t going on no plane fool, hence $100. Ageing cigar chewing commander, loves it when plan comes together, $110. Baseball cap wearing helicopter pilot, slightly howlin’…

Pierre, a VERY brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It’s a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, “Pierre, kiss me!” Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie’s lips. “What…

Steven Wright Ads in Bills: Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now? Like bills aren’t distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in there with them. I get back at them. I put garbage in with my check when I mail it in. Coffee grinds, banana peels…I write,…

Redneck Family Tree Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law And…

Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker Is a Computer Hacker: 10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for $20,000. 9. He’s won the Publisher’s Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years running. 8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex. 7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes…

An old one, but a good one! A teenage boy has a hot date one evening so he decides to buy some condoms. He goes into the pharmacy and sees that there are 3, 9, and 12 packs of condoms. He talks to the pharmacists and says his date that night is really hot so…

Be careful that you type in the right address when you send an e-mail. Who knows what might happen: A businessman from Wisconsin went on a business trip to Louisiana. Upon arrival, he immediately plugged his laptop into the hotel room port and sent a short E-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer Johnson, at…

This was emailed to me 10/29/1998 and it was one of my favorites. There is some coarse language in it so be warned. If you choose to read it then click the Read More link below! Hello, my name is Alfonso Merkin. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams,…