Pierre, a VERY brave French fighter pilot:

Pierre, a VERY brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It’s a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, “Pierre, kiss me!”

Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie’s lips.

“What are you doing, Pierre?” says the startled Marie.

“I am Pierre ze fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!”

She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, “Pierre, kiss me lower.” Pierre tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her chest.

“Pierre! What are you doing?” asks the bewildered Marie.

“I am Pierre ze fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine. They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, “Pierre, kiss me lower!”

Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He strikes a match and lights the Cognac.

Marie shrieks and dives into the river.

Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, “PIERRE, WHAT IN HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?”

Our hero stands up defiantly and says, “I am Pierre ze fighter pilot! And when I go down, I go down in flames!”

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