Cheesecakes Completely Ruined The Game.

To whom it may concern,

I got to tell you, I am very disappointed in you. You normally sell such great products, but those mini cheesecakes that you sell in those little boxes really made me upset. I must say, I certainly expected more from a company who usually makes such great tasting stuff. The actual complaint is that I didn’t like it. Normally I would just never buy them again. However, it is too late for that, the damage is done. Your product embarrassed me in front of my friends. Here is my story:

It was game day and I had invited all my friends over for the Laker game. It was the big game so they all showed up. Let me tell you, there was a lot of macho male energy in the living room that day. The only female in the apartment was my beautiful wife. My beautiful, well meaning wife. She had bought me and my friends a lot of snacks to eat while watching the game. She got beer, soda, chips, popcorn, cookies and your mini cheesecakes. When we brought out the mini cheesecakes, my friends were initially impressed by what a good choice in desert we had. Then we opened them up. These little cakes were meant more for a ladies tea party or something. What with the little cookie crusts, bits of strawberry, strings of icing and such.

By the way, I have a real complaint on that crust. It didn’t even begin to resemble the normal crust on a cheesecake. It tasted like a Fig Newton. Fig Newtons are fat free for goodness sake! Fat free equals bad taste and every one knows it. Also, only women and fags care about their weight and eat fat free crap like that. Whey do you think Queen Amidalla from Star Wars was on the Diet Pepsi cans? Because she only appeals to women and fags. And that icing that is kind of squeezed over the top of them? I am not EVEN going to tell you what my friends joked that it reminded them of. Now all my friends think I am a sissy. They all laughed at me so hard. I couldn’t take it. I threw the rest of them in the trash and spent the rest of the game in the corner.

So in conclusion, I just wanted you to know that your queer little cheesecakes completely ruined the game for me. What a jip! I paid money for them and they embarrassed me! What gives? You should have a better description on the package with a little note on the front that says something like, “Great for tea parties or gay rallies!”. If I had known this, I would have never given them to my friends to eat. Please change the packaging or the product itself or you are going to lose a lot of customers. Because believe you me, I’m spreading the word!

Embarrassed in California,

Rocco M.

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