A Little Halloween Humor

A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won’t stop
staring at her.

She asks him why is he staring and he replies, “I
have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend
you.”

She answers, “My dear son, you cannot offend me.
When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as
long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you
could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun perform
oral sex on me.”

She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about
that: 1) you have to be single and 2) you must be Catholic.”

The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I am
single and I’m Catholic too!” The nun says, “O.K.,
pull into the next alley.” He does and the nun
fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the
road, the cab driver starts crying.

“My dear child, why are you crying?”

“Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must
confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”

The nun says, “That’s o.k., my name is Kevin and I’m
on my way to a Halloween Party.”

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