Too many people on this planet! Whose fault is it? Parents!

August 27th, 2003

Now if you read the heading alone, I should get the award for making the most obvious statement in the world. But hear me out! I truly believe that the parents today suck. They do not teach their children any values any more. They expect their children to figure it all out. Well guess what! It is not going to happen. Those little heathen brats you are raising are going to eventually turn into your sorry asses and they will produce even more useless heathen children for the next generation.

The worst part of all of this is the teenage mothers that are roaming this planet. Who in the hell told these girls they are smart enough to have a child at such a young age, when they are not even smart enough to use birth control! “Oh, I love him and he is going to support me and our baby!” is what I am told a lot. Well guess what? He is a heathen too and is not going to support you or your baby and if he tries to, it still will not be enough. Then you know what happens? You begin to feed off of me and every other good hearted tax payer like the leech you are by using government aid! Yes, that makes your sorry ass a huge leech on society!

So your 15 year old ass is mature enough to have a baby? Does your 15 year old ass have a job? A high school diploma? A plan in life? You were not mature enough to tell some begging ass loser boyfriend NO! But you are mature enough to bring another leech on society into the world? I don’t think so! And further more, if you even remotely are considering sending me a piece of email to argue this fact… it proves it!

Now, let me clarify that not every teenage mother is the problem! Some of the 19 year olds do fine, and some of the older mothers suck just as bad as the teenage mothers do! I know 30 something year old mothers who are just an immature as the 15 year olds. So I guess I could expand out of the teenagers, however, I think it is more their fault than any others!

There are many horror stories about teenagers having babies just to be able to get welfare. And some have additional babies to get more welfare. So what that comes down to is that a teenagers mother sucked and could not take care of her own child, so that child has a child so that the tax payers have to carry her useless lazy ass. And this brings me right back to parents raising heathens, who raise more heathens!

So let us look at some real numbers:

• Teens who give birth are much more likely to come from poor or low-income families (83%) than are teens who have abortions (61%) or teens in general (38%).
• 7 in 10 teen mothers complete high school, but they are less likely than women who delay childbearing to go on to college.
• In part because most teen mothers come from disadvantaged backgrounds, 28% of them are poor while in their 20s and early 30s; only 7% of women who first give birth after adolescence are poor at those ages.
• 1/3 of pregnant teens receive inadequate prenatal care; babies born to young mothers are more likely to be low-birth-weight, to have childhood health problems and to be hospitalized than are those born to older mothers.

Sources
The data in this fact sheet are the most current available. Most of the data are from research conducted by The Alan Guttmacher Institute (AGI) or published in the peer-reviewed journal Family Planning Perspectives and the 1994 AGI report Sex and America’s Teenagers. Additional sources include the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and the National Center for Health Statistics.

So as the facts have stated: Teen mothers are a burden to society! I think that teenage pregnancy should be outlawed. Meaning, the teenage girl who gets pregnant, should be forced to have an abortion and should face a jail sentence until she reaches 25. As should the male party who did the deed. If he pushes her into it, and she can not say no, then they should both pay. Why should I, and the good people of the U.S., have to foot the bill to support a bunch of uneducated, ungrateful, and poor, useless, wastes of human flesh? I think the welfare should stop after a short time span. Like 6 months. I also feel if you have a child and are on welfare, and you have another child, it should stop immediately! No more carrying you! Work for a living like the rest of us! And if you can not support yourself, then suck some dick for spare change, or starve to death! Your choice, but get off my train! This gravy train is my own!

As always, if you think I am wrong, tell me! Put down your 3 babies and that fat welfare check next to the government cheese and send me an email to: corky (at) spazmonkey (dot) com

The Internet Gives Birth To Stupid People?

August 24th, 2003

Years ago I read a comic in the Sunday news paper. I believe it was “Hi and Lois.” The son was sitting in the shopping cart as the mother (Lois) was grocery shopping. He presented to her something he had written. I can not remember what it said, but it used words like “lite”, “glo”, and “rite.” When the mother asked the boy about his poor spelling, he pointed out that he learned the spelling from the items in the basket. I think it was about 100 years ago that I read that. Ok, maybe not that long, but my point is that I carried the thought of that with me for all of these years. I just kept thinking that we are now teaching our kids incorrect spelling?

There have been other things through the years. Let’s all not forget “Ebonics” for example. I mean shit! Who in their right mind can explain an entire new “language” other than the excuse of those who use it are just too fucking stupid to speak English! “English Motherfucker, do you speak it?” (Samuel Jackson, Pulp Fiction) This is really the only thing I can come up with for the use of this trash language. The worst part? It is still around. It is now referred to as “ghetto slang.”

(There is more to this story, click the “Read More” link below!)

But what started this rant today is the way people type on the internet. I truly believe that the world has become nothing more than a lazy, selfish, shit hole, and the majority of the population is following into it. Now, this is not to say everyone is. I know there are many out there that still have work ethic and bust their ass to do everything they can at a 110% rate. But why is it that people can not even take the time to type out an entire fucking word? Y do ppl hav 2 type like this? It is not cool! It is not hip or trendy! It is fucking lazy! Then you can even go one step farther and include those who type in the “l33t” format. That is “Leet” short for “elite” for those who are not hip and trendy!

Here is an l33t example:

Original: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. How, now, brown cow. I wandered lonely as a cloud. a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

L33t: the Kwick Br0Wn pH0X JUMP$ 0V3r +EH L4Zy D09. hOw, n0w, Brown cow. 1 wAnder3D L0N3LY @5 4 cLouD. 4 B c d 3 f g H 1 J K L m N O p q R 5 + U v W x Y Z

Of course the l33t is not nearly as ramped as the standard internet short hand! This really bothers me because it makes the world as a whole, a more stupid place to live. And I have always said that you can tell stupidity is free because it is everywhere!

I have been an avid internet user since the release to the public. This was back in the day before web browsers when we did everything at a command prompt. (If you do not know what that is, just chuckle and move on!) So it was not uncommon for me to get an email back then that said things like: I been to ur web site. It cool. But back then it was someone from another country that did not speak English well and had a hard time translating. Now I get the same email from an AOL user right here in the U.S.A. because people on the internet are ignorant as a majority.

So what I am saying is to NOT get on the “internet short hand” bus, hmm, the short bus… And learn to type and speak the English language well. Stop being a bunch of ignorant dumb asses! Is your life so busy and important that you need the time you saved by typing ur in place or you’re or your? Lose the ignorance!

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Happy 4th Of July!

July 4th, 2003

I want all of our American readers out there to have a happy, but safe July 4th! Also take a moment and think about what this holiday really means. We here at SpazMonkey appreciate it everyday that we have the rights and freedoms to do what we do!

Matrix Reloaded – Movie Review

May 16th, 2003

Matrix Reloaded – Keanu Reeves (Neo), Carrie-Anne Moss (Trinity) – Wow! First, let me tell you that this movie is getting some pretty harsh reviews. What we have figured out is that the people who “just don’t get it” did not like it. Those who understand what they are talking about and can relate it to the real programming world enjoyed it far more. So understand that when you see it, if you do not understand the theory behind writing software, you will not get as much out of it, other than the fight scenes! LOL! The fight scenes were very sweet! I loved this movie, however I loved the first one more. It is well worth seeing however, and I do suggest seeing it on the theater, at least the first time.

My Rating: 5 Monkeys

Tired of being raped by insurance companies?

April 23rd, 2003

Well I am! And I, for one, am not going to take it anymore!

I am so sick and tired of the insurance companies changing the rules in the middle of the game, just to benefit themselves! It is time that we as the general population, get together and stand up for ourselves!

Visit Insurance Companies Suck

SpazMonkey Is Getting A Sister!

April 11th, 2003

I do not want to release too much information just yet, but SpazMonkey.com is getting a sister site. It will be a public access site that allows you to voice about anything you feel is a pain in your ass. If something is bothering you, you can get it off your chest. Wide open to the world. And you can even be anonymous if you choose!

How do you feel about this concept. Click the comment link below and let us know!

Bourne Identity – Movie Review

April 8th, 2003

Bourne Identity – Matt Damon (Jason Bourne), Franka Potente (Marie Kreutz) – This was a pretty decent movie. It had some incredible fight scenes and a decent car chase sequence. What stopped this movie from being a fantastic movie was the lack of enough of the prior mentioned features. I think more of the fight scenes would have been great.

The other thing that I faced with this movie is that is was sometimes loud, and in the next scene the dialog was almost a whisper. So it was an up and down game with the volume. (I watched it on DVD.)

Overall however it was a good movie and I am not sorry I watched it at all! You can see the official website at http://www.thebourneidentity.com

My Rating: 4 Monkeys

Basic – Movie Review

April 5th, 2003

The movie review of Basic. Drama, Crime/Gangster and Thriller
1 hr. 35 min. Agent Hardy (Travolta) of the DEA (Drug Enforcement Agency) is brought in by an old friend to investigate the disappearances of several Army Ranger cadets and their legendary drill instructor, West (Jackson), during an exercise at a basic training camp, Fort Clayton, in Panama.

Basic is a movie with a lot of twists and turns in it. If you are a type of person that does not like to do a lot of thinking while watching a movie then this movie is most likely not for you. With this movie you must pay attention to details to figure out the ending. I noticed that a lot of people were very confused at the ending. I admit it took me some time to grasp everything that happened in the movie. Basic is the type of movie that you will love or hate. I loved it.

Rating: 4 Monkeys

Random Drug Testing:

April 4th, 2003

The company I work for just started random drug testing! This was the first week of it. And let me be the first to say that what ever it was I tested, it was good and I hope I can get more! 🙂

Five Surgeons Are Having Lunch:

April 3rd, 2003

The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”

The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color-coded.”

The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

The fourth surgeon chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and
when the job takes longer than you said it would.”

But the fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he observes: “The French are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus the head and ass are interchangeable.”

NOTE: If you are French and are offended, please email me so I may tell you that your country is run by cowards, to your face!