The Truth About Farts!

I can not believe that in all my years on this planet, that I never really realized this! But the other day it totally dawned on me that when you, or someone else, gets a big wiff of a fart, you are taking air into your body that was in someone else’s (or your own) ass. Think about it! I fart, you smell it, you are breathing my ass air. AIR THAT WAS IN MY ASS! Maybe from now on when you smell a fart, you should just keep your trap shut and get the hell out of there before someone else realizes you inhaled ass air.

I do not think it is gross to “cut the cheese” but I do think it is quite gross for someone to come along and breath the air that was in my ass. Nothing more to see here, now move along!

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