Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker Is a Computer Hacker:

Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker Is a Computer Hacker:

10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for $20,000.

9. He’s won the Publisher’s Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years running.

8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.

7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.

6. Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.

5. Mumbled, “Oh, puh-leeez” 95 times during the movie “The Net”.

4. Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.

3. His video dating profile lists “public-key encryption” among
turn-ons.

2. For his welcome voice on AOL, you hear, “Good Morning, Mr.
President”.

… and the Number One Sign Your Co-worker Is a Computer Hacker:

1. You hear him murmur, “Let’s see you use that Visa now, Professor
I-Don’t-Give-A’s-In-Computer-Science!”

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